we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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