You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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