You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I see more hoeing in ur future
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