I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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