I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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