I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Welp...herpes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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