he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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