Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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