If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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