Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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