How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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