think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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