i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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