oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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