Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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