dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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