I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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