yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need to sanitize my soul.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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