The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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