Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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