right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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