i think my tv is drunk
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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