I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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