I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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