Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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