Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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