I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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