I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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