Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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