Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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