i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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