is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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