when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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