is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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