Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
did i just pee glitter
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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