What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
