He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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