i permit you to call me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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