i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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