So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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