and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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