i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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