You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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