If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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