Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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