dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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