Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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