Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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