what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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