I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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