It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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