3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
