Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
