scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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