I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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