I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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