YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
