Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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