This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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