The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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