It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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