I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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