I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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