I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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